My friend, Alexander Chow, is a HUGE proponent of Macs. And when I say HUGE, I mean his middle name is probably "IloveSteveJobs". I would confirm, but I haven't had a chance to glance at his birth certificate. Anyhow, Alex has long tried to convince me to purchase a Mac, but we have never quite reached the tipping point. I fundamentally dislike Macs because they're basically a monopoly - you can only get a Mac from, well, Apple. And now, I present to you for your entertainment, a chat to reinforce my position. :) me: Where ya been? Haven't seen you online in a long time (before this morning, of course) Alexander: my hard drive crashed... and i was waiting for a new computer (yes, i got a new computer out of it) me: On your MAC???? Please tell me it's your Mac Alexander: it was like a seagate or something like that me: Please Please Please Oh Alexander: hard drive me: External hard drive? Alexander: internal me: ...on your MAC??? Alexander: anyhow... since I was due for a refresh, my company upgraded me. computer me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA ON YOUR MAC!!!!! My Lenovo hasn't broken yet You cannot imagine how happy I am at this moment. HAHAHAHHAA Alexander: you just had a bug die in it me: Yes...but that's MUCH different from the actual components dying! In fact, you could say it's even better...when a foreign object enters the system, the Lenovo KILLS it Unfortunately it was inside my screen instead of outside, but that's beside the point. Alexander: no... you see.. your lenovo had a design flaw that allowed a bug to crawl under the screen. for my mac, it is still functional... its just that the third party hard drive it was using died very diff. me: I love how you separate the two Even though it's INSIDE your Mac Alexander: but the problem was not caused by a design flaw of my mac me: You are now part of my status on FB AND Gchat! So you're saying Apple's inability to partner with a sound hard drive producer has no bearing on Apple's credibility or quality...very nice OH HAPPY DAY! Alexander: it is one degree removed me: ...and yet inside your laptop HAPPY DAY HAPPY DAY! Alexander: for your lenovo, their engineers did it. for my mac, somebody else's engineers did. me: Say what you need to say to rationalize away your Mac's utter failure Bottom line...mine worked while yours was idling. Alexander: whatevers me: HAPPY HAPPY DAY! You got MacAttacked! Your "one degree of separation" now has me 50 times further from ever getting a Mac. I've had laptop issues with my PC's...but have never had a hard drive FAIL. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY DAY! ) Alexander: whatevers. 50x further is nothign. me: Your silence is deafening. Your Mac-->  My Lenovo --> Alexander: whatevers i'm not going to talk w/ you naymore me: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! HAPPY DAY HAPPY DAY!!!!!!!! Not only are you part of my GChat and FB updates, you just turned yourself in to a xanga post, my friend! |